Kate.
23.
Southern California.
Writer.
Anglophile.
Spoonie.
Fangirl.
Girly Girl.
Bisexual.
Lover of Sushi and Hot Wings.
Lover of "boyfriend"/Shane.
Nanny.

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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

(Source: weheartit.com, via xanderioustheconqueror)

I’m being so sassy, and I’m laughing my ass off while trying not to wake Shane up. “If everyone else understands it and you don’t, it doesn’t mean I have a lot of stupid friends - it means I have one selectively stupid friend.”

Trolling him has always been funny, and it will never not be funny, and I know this - because I hate being trolled like that, and inflicting that frustration on him is fucking hilarious to me.

Antagonizing my old FWB via Facebook over grammatical nuances

Funny stuff happens after half a bottle of wine and a full day of work

vvhatthefaq:

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

IM GONNA PUT A HEX ON YOU

I literally remembered the songs immediately after looking at this EARTH, WIND, FIRE AND AIR! WE MAY LOOK BAD, BUT WE DON’T CARE. Omfg

vvhatthefaq:

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

IM GONNA PUT A HEX ON YOU

I literally remembered the songs immediately after looking at this

EARTH, WIND, FIRE AND AIR! WE MAY LOOK BAD, BUT WE DON’T CARE.

Omfg

(Source: b-witched, via princessdnasty)

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

(Source: highonawindyhill, via moonf0x)

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad


NO FUCK YOU THIS WILL BE ONE COOKIE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WHO DOES THIS

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

NO FUCK YOU

THIS WILL BE ONE COOKIE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WHO DOES THIS

(via unhingedhearts)

kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

(via moonf0x)

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience, via unhingedhearts)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via itsmega)

tibets:

life is about helping one another

tibets:

life is about helping one another

(via hugstephie)

— Me giving my friend relationship advice (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: dafunnyposts, via hugstephie)


(Source: smeeg, via unhingedhearts)

(Source: readytogo-offgrid, via unhingedhearts)

(Source: saltandsteel, via unhingedhearts)

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

(via cabin-in-thewoods)