I’m being so sassy, and I’m laughing my ass off while trying not to wake Shane up. “If everyone else understands it and you don’t, it doesn’t mean I have a lot of stupid friends - it means I have one selectively stupid friend.”
Trolling him has always been funny, and it will never not be funny, and I know this - because I hate being trolled like that, and inflicting that frustration on him is fucking hilarious to me.
Antagonizing my old FWB via Facebook over grammatical nuances
Funny stuff happens after half a bottle of wine and a full day of work
hex girls from Scooby doo
THE ORIGINAL QUEENS
IM GONNA PUT A HEX ON YOU
I literally remembered the songs immediately after looking at this
EARTH, WIND, FIRE AND AIR! WE MAY LOOK BAD, BUT WE DON’T CARE.
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person
this post got better
this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker
shit gets real in the baking fandom
i guess you could say they were
NO FUCK YOU
THIS WILL BE ONE COOKIE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WHO DOES THIS
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.